Friday, May 7, 2010
I MISS MY OLD HAIRSTYLIST
I miss my old hair stylist Vicki. (Names have not been changed to protect the innocent because Lord knows, she's not innocent!) Going to her was like going to a movie for 2 hours, I was entertained the whole time. She had a hearty laugh and a crazy life and she loved to tell stories about her drunk adventures, her sexcapades with her husband and her surprisingly normal kids. It was an awesome two hours that passed very quickly when I was with her and let us catch up on each others lives. she was larger than life so to speak. I would not want to be a hair stylist because a lot of them seem to live an alternative lifestyle of parties, drinking and drugs that I would not have the energy to keep up with but for Vicki, that was just something you accepted and then when you leave the salon you thank God that your life was not so filled with drama. But regardless, she was fun and exhilarating and I miss her. My new hair stylist is not fun. She does a good job but the conversation is boring. She asks the required questions about how am I doing and how is my family but other than that, there's not much enthusiasm. The conversation feels forced and awkward. Not like with Vicki where she made u feel like her best friend. Also the new girl's life is boring too. She moved from her dads house to her own place. That's it. Not like Vicki who always had a new crazy story every time I came to see her whether it was how her and her husband each cheated on each other or that she smoked pot or that she got lipo or that she had gave someone a hand job while her husband was cheating with someone else in a car or like the time her husband had anger issues and threatened to chop off his daughters fingers (I told you she had an interesting life). She also had the best gossip about other people too. Like the owner of her salon that got a face lift at 35 years old. One day I got the sad news that Vicki was moving to Arizona because they could get a huge house there. So she moved and my hair has never looked as good. But I did hear that Vicki divorced her husband and is now a lesbian.
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